A Pregnant Bikini is NOT a Beached Whale

My wife was seven months pregnant with our first child when I decided to treat her to something nice and took her to Maui for a vacation. I thought she would enjoy the late night strolls on the beach and a bit of relaxation when she needed it the most. It was my attempt at bringing her something to look forward to as she had been so upset recently about how she looked. It never occurred to me that she might want a pregnant bikini to wear.
The first day was great. We had a wonderful time seeing some sites and eating dinner and headed back to our room. The next day started out good but did a u-turn only after a few hours. We decided to walk down to the beach and have a look at the ocean. Everywhere we looked we saw a sexy woman in a bikini and here my wife was, pregnant and feeling absurd wearing her maternity clothes. I asked her if there was any place she could get a pregnant bikini and she started to cry.
I wasn’t sure if that was even the right use of the term. Maybe I should have said a maternity bikini or something like that, but being a man, I was trying to convey my thoughts with as little effort as possible. She was so upset that she left me standing there and headed back to the room. I was determined to show her how sexy she was to me so I went out on the hunt for a bikini store.
I found a shop not long after leaving the beach that had maternity clothes. I went inside and asked if they had any idea where I could find my wife a pregnant bikini. After the giggling and laughter died down they told me that there is no such thing, and saying things like that to my wife would not be very helpful. They said they had some maternity swimwear that she might like and preceded to show me what they had in stock.
I ended up buying a couple suits for her that not only showed off how sexy my wife was but let everyone know that, even though she was seven months pregnant, she still had a great body. I showed them to her when I got back and at first she was still upset, but after a few minutes she started to get excited about wearing them even though neither was a pregnant bikini.






